This is the first day in the string of many days in which I will be posting thoughts, curiosities, trivialities, and obscenities...all to be fed to the gorgons.
I'm excited. It's been a long time in the making. I know you're not excited. Even if you took me by the shoulder, pulled me in close enough that I could smell the cherry licorice candy Twizzler on your breath, winked at me and whispered that you were really excited to read the blog, I wouldn't believe it. Not for a goddamned second. As the prostitute said to Holden Caulfield, "like fun you are."
I'll try to keep the amount of dull anecdotes down to a minimum. Also, as far as pointless rants go, I'm all for them (and I'm going to expunge one in a few minutes that has become very important to me), but I'm going to try to keep them to a low hum just the same. It can be kinda annoying, I think, to go on and on blubbering about how your day was ruined because some asshole at Chick-fil-A gave you a packet of barbeque sauce when you asked for Polynesian.
Instead, look for random bullshit that should, at the very least, be entertaining enough to read during the work day. Oh, and I will be bitching generously about my own work...so as far as that subject goes, the previous stipulation does not apply.
You won't see much commentary on relevant current news events here, since I gave up on most news media after the debacle that has been the past ten years in world history. I might recap a scandal here and there, maybe a celebrity death or two. Mostly I'll be posting whateverthefuck. You can bet your nards there'll be a youtube video of John Locke playing the guitar in the very near future.
Now that the intro is history, I believe I'll go ahead and get that rant out of the way.
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